A long ago I came up with this concept for a Jerk Club
But I left it all behind and fell in love.
A hell lot of good it has done me.
I'm still very much in love with a girl though.
I may never get over her.
I even tried to kill myself because I can't be with her.
I don't think I can ever be a jerk.
But Jack thinks we should at least try to make ourselves feel better.