Sorry dude,
I wasn't around today.

Hope you are fine.
Let's go shopping soon,
Jerks need to look good ya know?

I think one of the most basic things every jerk must do,
Is to cheat.
Somehow I think I can never, and will never know how to do that.
Cheating?
It's not even about resisting temptation.
How can I be tempted,
When you're all I think about,
The only one I fantasize about?