Your Daily Streats Horoscope

Scorpio
You wield a powerful influence over distant events.
The Cancer moon ensures that, up close and personal, you're nothing less than charming.
No matter what kind of relationship you're in, it's easy to love.

Pisces
Under the Cancer moon, Pisces is part alchemist and part public relations wizard.
You can tell others want, and you can usually give them the real thing.
Mix up a special blend to set aside for your own private use.

HA HA HA.
I have no idea what that last line was about.
And I am going to delete the old horoscopes.