>> Interrogation Day .

Mom asked me a whole collection of questions today,
Stuff that I wondered if she has pre-planned...

Started with asking me why I came home so late yesterday,
Which was incredibly astounding,
Considering that was the first time in months I came home before 1 am on a Friday.
So I said I was having dinner with An,
And that sparked off her whole list of questions.
First she asked who is An,
Then...

Mom : Haven't seen Sophir & thegirlwhostaysnearHougang a very long time...
Me: I see Sophir now and then lah, but Van's been busy.
Mom : Oh ok. Then there is the girl who stays at YCK/Sembawang,
the one you was teaching homework, how are her exams? What's her name arh?
Me (mutters) : Oh, Fiona. It was Project, not homework.
Mom :Then you two never keep in touch meh?
Me (lying): Got lah, but seldom lah.
Mom: Oh ok... I realised you got a lot of friends arh!
*speechless*

Told a friend about this during lunch,
And said I am just glad she didn't ask about Pet.

But guess what?
After dinner, I was telling her that I was doing an ID job for Nette's aunt,
And while she was trying to recall who Nette was,
She suddenly asked about thegirlwhohadmanyearholes.
*yelps silently*

Mom: Actually who is she arh?
Me: Huh? Junior loh. From Raffles.
Mom: Oh... Are you still in touch with her?
Me : No lar, no more.
Mom: Why arh?
Me : Huh? Why? She changed mobile number loh.
Mom : She changed and she don't wanna give u arh !!
Me : Aiyar no lah, we didn't bother to swop lah.
Gee. :\