Am very pissed as I type this.
As in Extremely pissed drunk.
And I actually made it 'home' on a bus.
6 pints in 3 hours at a house party,
After ending work at 9pm today.

Met an extremely cute French girl,
Who loved my icy cold hands.
Her name was Laura,
And she left with a Saffa,
Bah.

Bid everyone goodbye nicely,
Walked a kilometre to take a bus home.
Was whoozy at the ulu bus stop,
Was whoozy on the bus.
Someone kind tapped me on the shoulder,
To tell me it was the last stop.
Stumbled the way home,
Throwing up 3 times along the way.

Thank God the keys worked fine today,
So it took barely 2 minutes getting into the house.

Need to crash.
Work goes on tomorrow.
It's a wonderful weekend, isn't it?