Tesco Strawberry Crisps.

" You're back!
Where have you been for the past 2 days?!
No, I haven't bought anything to replace you..."

- proceeds to open the box -

"Oh my god!
You've lost weight!
And you've lost all your strawberries but one!"

Am I being very difficult,
Or is it normal to react this way,
Towards a box of cereals,
That was bought just 3 days ago?