Wanted to get another TimeOut poster,
But some stupid guy tried to charge me for it.
I refused, of course.

Went into a mamashop on the way to work,
And the nice shop owner gave it to me.
It was already tucked behind the fridge.
The best part is,
It has a hard backing!
To repay his kindness,
I bought a copy of FHM.
Partly also because the KKforum,
Mentioned that she was 2nd in its list,
Of the 100 sexiest women.

Horrors of all horrors ---
Discovered during lunch that it was the wrong issue!
The article was in Feb's issue,
But I got March's instead.
Came with many pictures of scantily dressed women,
'Cos it is the special 'sex' issue.
I was too embarassed to let anyone see me read it.

Brought it back to the shop to change.
Nice shopowner said he'll try asking,
To see if distributors still have Feb's copy.
If so, I will be able to change it tomorrow.

Wish me luck!