Ben saw from his window,
A car parked across the road from our house,
Being set on fire by some kids,
And snapped some pictures with his phone.

If I told Ming that,
Ming would say:
'Jack! Told you Qi Jie Mei,
Murder rate very high!'
Little lines from friends,
Always makes me laugh.
Even when I think of them,
Out of context.
Like Liang's reply,
To Ruth's remark about wanting to see her cry:
Boo hoo hoo hoo.... x(any amount you like, e.g. 100).
Wahahahahhaa.

Company screened England VS Switzerland,
On the new large LCD screen,
In the boardroom at 5 yesterday.
Woohoo! Excuse to slack off!
This is welfare, man.

RHCP at Hyde Park tomorrow should be good.