A surreal dream of stingrays,
An old lady who lived by the sea,
Among other random things.

This old lady,
Lived in a small flat,
In a HDB block,
Right beside the sea.
(At this point,
It is obvious that this can't be real.)

And every night,
The stingrays 'fly' straight up (& down),
Passing by her window frames menacingly.
(Don't ask me how or why!)

During my visit,
I noticed the flying stingrays,
And so I asked her,
'Shall we have barbecue stingrays??'
She said yes,
So I jabbed a stiff hook into a stingray,
Which was shooting pass the window.

Ouch.
It looked like it said a very loud ouch too.
I felt guilty for fishing.

Sounds similar to the story of Redhill hor. 
Bizzare,  indeed.

Conversation this morning:

K: ...looks like my korean ex bf's mom. yah, she has a scorpio look.
K: looks like jamie cuaca... this taitai u see in tatler. her teeth v nice.
Jack:MOM! yeeeek
K: eh, she's a MLF ok.
Jack: whats MLF
K: mom i love to f*ck. that means a yummy mommy lah.
Jack: WAH LAN EH

Jack: ... scorpio girls... very bochup right? :(
K: haha. they pretend only. must be careful.
K: scorpios bait u like a prey. they usually know what is happening, but pretend to be blur.
K: i had 4 scorpio ex bfs before, so trust me. they can really sting.
Jack: they do :(
K: ya lor. so u be careful.