"I don't know! I don't know!"

I hate stupid workers.
Like those at the Texaco,
On the side of High Way,
From Canary Wharf to the City,
Who don't know a single thing,
About if their pumps can work on bike tyres,
But only saying so after I paid the air.
Actually, I doubt they know anything at all.

And I hate flat tyres.
Because it uses twice the amount of energy,
To cycle the same distance.

The only comfort is,
At least I exercised this week.