Thursday, March 31, 2005

Sustainable Design Seminar.

"Ken Yeang is just hanging on some green,
Along with all the aluminium cladding -
It has little ecological benefits,
Therefore is not quite sustainable design."

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

A 5-second introduction to capoeira.

(Bandwidth problems may occur)

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Singapore ban concert by Aids support group.

Why is my hometown always the butt of all jokes,
For being such a possibly democratic country?
Oh, they brought up the law about oral sex again.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

I've really outdone myself this time.
Haven't touched a cigarette in 6 weeks,
Haven't tasted a drop of alcohol in 4 weeks.
Wow.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Can't believe I am addicted,
To yet another reality TV series!
See MakeMeASuperModel.

The house is seems quite cool so far.
And, ahem, there is this one girl,
Who looks really cute with her glasses,
Quite gorgeous without them,
And reminds me of my lovely Keira.

I hope they kick the annoying aki student out.
Soon, please!

Monday, March 14, 2005

In an attempt to recover,
From all the health issues,
The weekend was spent rotting at home.

Watched a bizzare mix of TV programs:
Sister Act, The Simpsons,
Joey, Annie,
Black Hawk Down,
Sex: The Annabel Chong story.

The last one is actually a documentary.
Yes, not THE video so widely sold.
The girl herself even revisited Hwa Chong JC.

There was the coming clean to the mother bit,
Where everyone ended up in tears.

Mother: I love you... but please regain some dignity for me...
AC: Yes I will Mum, believe me... I will
Moother: I believe you - how else do you think I could live till today?

I am so sure this is what my Mom would think,
If I came clean about my life to her.

Interviewer: So, was Annabel always such an overachiever?
Mother: *seemingly painful*... Ya ...

Ouch.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

My Threadless.com Submission

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Second time I hit my head in 4 days.

It isn't as funny as it sounds, actually.

I got out of my bed this morning,
Felt dizzy after taking a few steps,
Put my hand against the wall for support.
The next thing I know,
I hit the back of my head hard.
But I wasn't sure what or how.
And when I regained consciousness,
I was lying at the base of my shelf,
Among my shoes and papers,
Staring at the ceiling.

Decided to go get a hot drink,
So I went to the kitchen.
And suddenly my vision went blank,
Followed shortly by my mind.
I had no idea where I was,
Until I felt the tap in the darkness.
Stumbled back into my room,
Feeling my way across the flat.
Semi-crashed onto the floor,
And crawled onto the bed to lie down.

I am still totally freaked out.
Loving masseur wanted.

How many times have we heard people say,
That if you believe you can do it,
You can.
So just go for it.

The result:
Falling flat on the back,
Hitting the back of the head.
Now a headache and backache,
Resulting in poor ability to move.

Waited almost 4 hours in NHS.
Amidst the moments of drowsiness,
I noticed that the design makes one feels more ill.
Cream green walls.
Heavy toilet doors.
Cold air flying through the doors.
Doctor says,
'I think you will live!'
Chelvin is right about what they teach you,
All those years in medical school.

Lesson learnt:
The next time before you just do it,
Please do a self-check on your caliber.