Cheapo way to party,
Means drinking 4 shots,
Plus a mixer with 2 shots,
Then some cider from Systema Bolaget,
Before hitting the clubs in town.
Which accounts for why last night was a blur,
With the memorable moments being:

1/ Getting lost before arriving at Musebek
2/ Dancing (!)
3/ Getting left behind on our way to Steffi at Burns
4/ Losing my way when I got left behind
5/ Catrin and Louis climbing on a horse statue
6/ Getting kicked on the temple by Catrin
7/ Swedish guy at Burns speaking Mandarin to me
8/ Falling asleep on nightbus on an elevated seat
9/ Falling off the seat, head first
10/ Suffering lacerations on the head again

This morning's conversation with Catrin.
C: *feels head on one side* It doesn't feel swollen.
J: Try putting one hand on each side of my head.
C: *realisation* Oh, so it didn't feel swollen cos
the whole side of the head is swollen!