Woozy is the word for tonight!
Went to G-A-Y at 1915 for Angela's party,
And Phoebe was the only one there!
We chilled till Angela came with Kenny,
But Phoebe had to leave early.
Coffee, Ansa, Kaz, Lexy & Kav came later.
Bumped into JW & her friend Serena there,
And had a good time talking to them.
All of us played Truth or Dare,
Which was determined by spinning the bottle.
Basically, most people had no choice.
It was always Dare ---
Kaz stripped danced for us, showing her underwear,
And kissed a dyke on her lips;
Angela kissed a girl on her lips;
Kenny was kissed by a dude on his lips;
Kav kissed another girl on her lips;
I kissed a dyke on her cheeks and lips,
Plus kiss a gay dude with tongue included.
I am SO bloody gay.
But it felt like nothing.
Angela teased me,
I duh-ed.

JW pulled me to the loo to show me something.
It turned out that she just wanted to tell me,
She gave her number to the bar tender,
Despite having her date with her.
I am such a freaking 'gay buddy'.

Oh well.
Whatever it is,
At least I'm trying to pull myself away from the stupid prank.
And I still can't stand lawyers.