Alex has been handing Rowntree fruit pastilles to me,
Because she hates the taste of the black ones.
"But they tastes like Ribena," I said.
"I hate Ribena."

Keira Knightley graces the cover of Time Out!
The first thing director John Maybury said to her when they met,
"I don't want any of your bloody pouting in my film."

Eh, why do I have to wait till summer,
To watch Keira kick ass in King Arthur?!
:/