Can someone show me,
What or who on earth,
Is on page 36 of SG's FHM Mar'04 issue??
UK and SG have different stuff,
And UK's already selling their April issue!
To think the UK March issue,
Just came out only two weeks ago!
Ridiculous.

It's midnight,
And I'm still at work.
I need a haircut badly.

Nick hasn't emailed for a while.