I went to see 2 places today.
One house is Hackney,
Had the rudest people I have ever met,
In my entire history of room hunting.
I will mention names!
It was a gay-ish guy called Simon,
And an Aussie-Asian girl called Isa.
This is excerpts of our conversation.
Isa: So what do you like to do?
J: I would like to have housemates who hang out abit...
At this point, the woman had this weird choking-laugh,
And she bloody
snorted.
For a moment I wasn't sure if she had breathing problems,
Or was she just plain rude.
J: Why, is that not right? Do you guys hang out?
*pregnant pause and moment of silence*
Isa + Simon: Well, yes of course we do.
[ Yeah yeah yeah. ]
I mentioned I may not stay for 6 months.
Isa: It is hard to find a place for so short.
J: Well I had an offer for a place, for 400quid.
... It was newly renovated too, at a convenient location.
Isa: Oh then why didn't you take it?
J: It didn't have anyone else in the house.
Isa: Isn't that what everyone wants?
J: Hmm. No.....
Simon: Why don't you try to live in a hostel?
Osti de Criss!!
Cazzo voui ?!
Doesn't anyone understand the true concept of houseshare?
And after this I went to see another place,
Located around Stamford Hill,
With a very large room and lovely people,
The complete opposite of the Hackney Schlampe.
Totally inline with my theory of a houseshare.
I even sat down in the room of a Japanese girl,
To chat with the people in the house about random things.
Very quirky house that I really like.
But verdict only comes after dinner with them,
Which will happen next Tuesday.
Actually, a meal is a rather good way to judge people,
Don't you think so?
While I am trying to maintain my standards,
Of my basic living environment & conditions,
Jia thinks I don't have much choices,
And shouldn't be so picky.
I told her I'll rather check in to a travel hostel,
(She thought I couldn't be serious, but I am.)
Than to live with assholes & subbas.
Afterall, I am human!
I need a home, not a roof!