Did you know that hairdressers,
Are people who are happiest with their jobs?
The most depressed ones include architects.

What was your hair style like?
I can't tell from this pile.

A long overdue haircut yesterday,
Gave me the shortest hair length I ever had,
Which includes 1-cm fringe hair.
Much thanks to my constant 'yeah ok',
To the very charming hairdresser at Soho's Mr. Topper,
Who reminds me of a hairdresser 6000 miles away.

Maybe I ought to aim to marry a hairdresser.